True Confession – I made a senior citizen shit her pants!
IF YOU ONLY READ ONE THING THAT I EVER WRITE – LET THIS BE IT!
Sister, please tell me about the Baby Jesus…
Is it really the thought that counts or what the f*ck were you thinking?
SHE GOT DOWN TO THE NITTY GRITTY ALL OVER THAT POOR KITTY!!!
They say it’s your Berfday…
ANN WENT WITH A DOPE AND WE SAW THE POPE!!!
You’ll Look Dope! This Ride was pre-owned by the Pope!
Hasn’t Baltimore been through enough?
BARBEC – YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!
The “No Means Nose” Hair Movement!