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IF YOU’RE JUST CHECKING THIS OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME – HERE IS THE INTRO POST AND LIST OF THE ESSENTIAL POSTS TO GET YOU STARTED!!!

 

So how does one start with a blank canvas and sort out what is going to attract people to read this? Do you go for the funny route and try to make you laugh so they want a little more…Do you tell a heart-warming tale that will show a deeper meaning to my life? Let’s go with the funny since there is no deeper meaning here.

My friend Lisa (The Original Hill Street Hooker – TONS more on her later) told me a long time ago (right after she screamed “Hey Tiny Tanks, Lets Go Already!” into the mens room that I was occupying in Van Hoesen Hall because apparently her life was too busy to let someone stop to pee) that I was put on this earth for the very sole purpose of making other people laugh at me. My life has proven her point countless times over and I am going to share that with you here. Usually, when people consistently laugh at you, it can have a serious effect on your self-esteem, but not me…You almost get used to it after a while.

I have a propensity to curse really often, and I also have a LOT (I mean a really abnormal amount) of shitting stories, hence the adoration of Imodium AD. It is not an addiction, it is a lifestyle choice. I, literally, will not leave the house without Imodium in my pocket. I mean, they say your body is your home and would you ever choose NOT to get insurance on your home and just chance it – NEVER! Throughout my whole life, the constant support system and the thing that enabled me to accomplish anything has been Imodium. I am not being sarcastic, I’m actually getting a bit nostalgic here. Imodium AD has literally saved my life (and the back of many a pair of my suit pants). I would never have been able to go to Woodstock in 94, Study Abroad in London or go on a month and a half tour with my wife across Europe had it not been for Imodium AD. The title of my blog is my open fan letter to the makers – because bestowing upon them the highest honor I can give is the only way I can think of to pay them back for all that they have done for me. My ideal dream is to one day be on the Imodium AD box. Some people want to be on the Wheaties box, but screw that: I wanna do something important. One would think that by sharing a very personal ambition with you, you would be very gentle and encouraging – but not my wife. I downloaded the testimonial forms from their website and wrote a long love letter thanking the makers of Imodium AD and told her about it (very excited and proud) and her response: Are you an idiot? You want to be on the box? What am I going to tell my mother, the man that I married wants to be the face of diarrhea? What does that make me? You want people to look at your face and think of shitting? What is wrong with you?” I say, if they aren’t already…who cares. I could have been internationally known (not throughout the microphone) but, needless to say I didn’t send my testimonial in…so this will have to do.

More to follow, I hope you fulfill Lisa’s prophecy and laugh at me as I tell you about my life. In terms of disclaimers, I will go with the claim that everything you are about to read here is false and the names have all been made up. If I pretend they’re all fake then I can write what I want about anyone and not have them mad at me. And keep in mind that the majority of these things have happened when I was under the influence…My go to explanation for most of these things is “of course I was drunk…”

And as I told the girl who I lost my virginity to, “Thanks for laughing at me here today!”

Now on with the show!

Enter your email address in the box on the left to subscribe and have my email updates automatically sent to you every time something is posted here. Also, friend me on Facebook (Immodium Abuser) and follow me on Twitter @immodiumabuser – BUT FIRST, start by browsing through the categories on the left to read all about the stories I’d like to share with you. If you would like to get in touch with me to say that you like this site, tell me how much you hate it or even send in your own story, drop a line to immodiumabuser (at) yahoo.com.

 

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  1. Thank you so much for following my blog. Feel free to make yourself at home and leave feedback anytime you’d like.
    Happy reading!
    -Author S

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  2. Thanks for the follow, and there’s a shout out to you today on my blog!

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  3. Hey thanks for the follow!

    Just read your intervention post and about died laughing. After hearing many hilarious/disturbing Customer Service Rep stories from my friends, I can only imagine what the lady would have been thinking during the call.

    Fantastic writing!

    -C

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  4. Thank you for following me. Feel free to send in questions. I’m open to almost anything!

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  5. Thanks for your recent follow. Enjoyed reading a couple of your posts – and your humor.

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  6. Hilarious! Thanks so much for the follow IA – I hope I provide you with even a third of the amount of entertainment as you seem to provide others πŸ™‚
    I’ll be back to read up more about you and your shitty stories!!

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  7. Your wife’s response to you wanting to be on the Immodium box was priceless! Definitely had me laughing! Thanks for following my blog, btw! I nominate you for High Bishop of the Holy Immodium.

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  8. Welcome to Turquoise Compass! I hope you enjoy reading about my travel journey as much as I enjoy writing about it.
    Jessica

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  9. thank you for following my blog! happy that you like it πŸ™‚ what an interesting blog you have! for sure will be back here πŸ™‚ have a nice weekend!

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  10. Hi IA- Thank you for following my photography blog, Jane’s Lens. I hope you are inspired. Your story is frank and funny– you’re the first scatology focused blog I’ve encountered although I am certain you will cover other topics as I read on!

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  11. Thanks for the follow! You certainly have an unusual blog. I’m looking forward to reading more of it.

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  12. Thanks for visiting and following my blog. I thought I’d seen a lot on the Internet, but I never thought I’d come across a fan site for immodium. Well, pleased to meet you anyway!

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  13. In light of your soi-disant immaturity, I’m not at all sure why you’ve decided to follow the blog of someone in the ninth decade of life (i.e., me). But who am I to say you shouldn’t? Welcome anyway!

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  14. Thank you for following our blog. Through our photography and words we hope we can help inspire others to follow their dreams and passions. It’s never too early or late to get started on what you would really like to do. Cheers, Wooly and Raeski.

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  15. Just want to thank you for the follow. Not sure what led you to such desperation. But I ‘preciate it.

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  16. You… you followed ME?

    I’m all a-flutter. Thanks! I am happily following you, too. πŸ˜€

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  17. This made me laugh. Though I’m not sure it should have…

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  18. Hi there. Thank you for visiting and following HoB. Much appreciated!

    PS: Love your blog name.

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  19. Oh geez. Thanks for the laugh. You made my night.

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  20. I thought I was the only one with the Imodium stash! I carry a bottle of the pills and a bottle of liquid Imodium with me EVERYWHERE in my purse that I call the Shit Bag. I’ll be following your great blog! Thanks for not making me feel alone with my colon who is an asshole. Ha! I made a funny. Uh-oh. I think I laughed too hard. Where’s my shit bag?

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    • I love it. There are more of s out there. Glad you like it and glad you’re carrying too. I think carrying Imodium with me everywhere is the same thing as not driving my car without insurance. You can do it but is it really worth it?

      Read the post called for all my homies to get to know mes. That’s a good laugh

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  21. thanks for the follow. OMG, you’re a riot! Will be checking you out–no shit!

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  22. Thanks so much for stopping by and following my blog! I am one of those funny people who isn’t intending to be funny but is trying to be serious. Then I wonder why people are laughing. I do need more intentionally funny people/blogs in my life to cut all the seriousness.

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  23. Reading this reminded me how whenever I think of all the far off exotic places I’d like to visit, I imagine all the diarrhea and frightening foreign toilets I’d have to experience, and then I think “Maybe I’ll just read some good travel writing instead, from the comfort of my own familiar bathroom.” I’ve always been a fan of the pink stuff myself. My hubs is an immodium man, though. It has seen him through many a foreign deployment. =)
    Thanks for the follow and I look forward to reading your stuff!

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  24. Thank you for the follow..,when I first saw your title I figured you for a spammer…but of course I was too curious to dismiss your blog without checking it out…funny stuff!

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  25. if you ever get on the back of the Imodium box, will you be one of those undecipherable chemical additives like triphospherous-crappiminium-carbonate ? I hope not. I’d hate to go out of this world like that….

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  26. Thanks for the follow! Love the title. πŸ˜‰

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  27. Thanks for the follow. I look forward to reading your blog.

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  28. Thanks for coming by and following, your site’s hilarious lol

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  29. Hey thanks for the visit and follow, Hope you enjoy my blog, you have a great blog here.

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  30. Kelp is pleased by your follow. And Kelp enjoys Imodium for his verbal diarrhea.

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  31. Thanks for the follow. Have a great day.

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  32. Thanks for popping by WordBowlbyMsCharlieS, and introducing me to your compelling blog. I am laughing at you today!

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  34. hi, thanks for following my blog, your blog looks very unique and interesting, looking forward to seeing from of your work πŸ™‚

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  35. hi, thanks for following my blog, your blogs looks very unique and interesting, looking forward to seeing from of your work πŸ™‚

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  36. Most appreciative of you following my blog, quite an interesting a blog you got … original πŸ™‚

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  37. Hi , thanks for following my blog, do visit whenever , I would be quicker getting around yours but I cannot reach the toilet door handle! πŸ˜‰ xx

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  38. Thank you for following my blog. Would love to hear more from you.

    Stay connected!!

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  39. Hey. Cool blog! Very interesting and we will definitely be back. Your friends at http://www.hitchhikershandbook.com

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  40. Thanks for the follow! I’m happy to be an enabler in your abuse of Immodium.

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  41. I have been doing a lot laughing here!. Thanks and thanks for the follow.

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  42. Love your site! Can’t wait to see more! Thanks for the follow, too πŸ™‚ (I haven’t added the blog you followed to my gravatar yet, but the blog you followed was The Art of Avoidance)

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  43. Thanks for the follow! Love your blog and can’t wait to read more!

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  44. I want to say thanks for following me at http://www.oldspouse.wordpress.com.

    I have to throw in here that if you enjoy my “This Old Spouse” column, I think you’re gonna love this:

    http://www.smashwords.com/books/view/354657

    It’s a terrifying story called The Oklo Device.

    At the bottom of the smashwords page you’ll see a link labeled “View” and other download options for mobile readers under reading formats. Take a look at the story; see if you get hooked. If you like the story, please share with others. This is the only way good things happen today–agents and publishers are of the dinosaur era. They’re slow; they’re frightened; and they’ll eat you if you’re not careful. We’re on our own. I truly believe in this book. If you do, too, share it with someone. Thank you!

    And thank you so much, again, for being one of the faithful.

    Best regards,

    Roger White

    “This Old Spouse”

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  45. Thanks for the follow! You’ve got some funny stuff on here and am glad to find someone who shares my love of anti-diuretics!

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  46. Thanks for stopping by my blog! I look forward to hearing/reading some of these hilarious stories oof yours!!

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  47. so my visit is shamefully overdue and i apologize. i wanted to thank you for your visit to my blog and for following! it means a lot to me. i’ll be sure to be coming back by as I always love a good laugh. πŸ™‚

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  48. To be totally honest, when I saw that the name of your blog was the immodium abuser, I wasn’t sure if it was a ‘spam’ blog or not. Taking a deep breath, I clicked on the link and prayed that a virus wouldn’t turn my computer into a wailing donkey. Instead of that I found myself laughing my sorry arse off. You, sir, are a true genius of the written word! πŸ™‚

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  49. Thank you for subscribing to my blog. I hope you will enjoy photography in my blog. I encourage you to leave critique if a blog calls for that! It may perfectly well be in the form of some kind of humor of course πŸ˜‰

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  50. Funny blog. Thank you for stopping by and the follow.

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  51. A laugh a minute you are – thank you for your visit and follow at art rat cafe – much appreciated…

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  52. Ill be honest and say, I pressed the follow button once I read the word immodiumabuser. LOL! Thanks for following

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  53. Hey you’re the male version of me!! Tiny Tank, Immodium addict… although I tend not to write about that end of things!
    Thanks for the follow I’m looking forward to perusing your blog

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  54. Thanks for following my blog! Enjoy! I look forward to reading your posts

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  55. Thanks for stopping by and following my blog, it’s nice to connect with other bloggers. I look forward to reading your posts.
    Cheers!
    Sharon

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  56. Liking your style. Like me, you are able to laugh at adversity. Take me for example – who knew sudden death of spouse could be so amusing? Or Imodium for that matter? Thanks for the follow. I am now following you. (But not too closely behind.)

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  57. Fun!!!

    Thanks for visiting and following.

    Best,
    Ana

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  58. Haha, Lisa was right – you are funny! Thank you for following my blog, I hope you will enjoy it.

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  59. Thanks for stopping by and following my blog. Hope you enjoyed my posts and your not only there for your cookie! (it’s okay either way) Having fun reading your posts. Great site

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    • I’m glad to connect and the cookie was great although I prefer Swedish fish to cookies (Swedish fish is the only seafood I’ll eat). I’m glad you’re enjoying my stuff too. Always great to connect with another twisted mind

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  60. Thanks for following my blog. Yours it’s hilarious!

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  61. Thanks for coming by my blog. Yours is hilarious!

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  62. Thanks for the blog follow! and oh my – you’re by-line is fantastic .. that line made me giggle before I ever got to the reason behind the immodium πŸ™‚

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  63. Genuinely funny stuff mate, thanks for dropping by my blog

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  64. You are a hoot! Thanks for following my blog…have you tried eating bananas? I hear they help as well.

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  65. Thanks for the follow. Plenty of stocks over here if you ever run out!

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  66. Hi, Thanks for stopping by to check out my blog and the follow, hope you liked what you saw. Looking forward to seeing more from you, πŸ™‚

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  67. I stopped by to thank you for following my blog. I didn’t know what to expect and what I found was hilarity!

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  68. This is long overdo….thank you for following 4feet2mouths.

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  69. Hello, thanks for following my photography blog πŸ™‚

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  70. When I saw you followed by blog I initially thought you were advertising Imodium, then I visited your page and was incredibly happy you weren’t promoting project awol – what a load of shit that is! – and now I’ve finally looked around a bit I’ve found some funny content πŸ™‚ Cheers!

    Immodiumabuser is a great name.

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  71. What a breath of fresh air your blog is (ok poor choice of words) but very original and entertaining thanks for following me. I will be back for a longer look soon πŸ™‚

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  72. Thank you kindly for choosing to follow my blog, I *love* your spirit! Keep writing & keep shining. πŸ™‚

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  73. Your title brings new meaning to the phrase self-medicating. Stopped by to say thanks for choosing to follow Wine and Cheese (Doodles), will be back to wind my way through the insanity.

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    • great to comnect – glad you like it. There are a lot of good posts here, so go slow and tread lightly…some users have been known to ahve sympathy pains for me and start using Imodium AD to help ease through it…Start with the post for all my homies to get to know mes and go from there…

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  74. Thanks for “following” my blog. Although, I doubt you’ll have time to read it, as it appears you are following 4000 others, But, I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt because it sounds like you truly need some help. LOL

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  75. You followed me! But I am so sane, and you’re so . . . . . . . not – in a good way πŸ™‚

    Thanks
    Alison

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  76. Thanks so much for following my blog! I’m looking forward to spending some time with yours. If it is anything like your about page, I’m sure I’m going to like it!
    P.s. loved the Beastie boys reference — I am listening to them right now. πŸ™‚

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  77. Thank-you for following my blog. Renee πŸ™‚

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  78. I thought I was the girl you lost your virginity to. Well…whatever. And thanks for following my blog, Cold.

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  79. Sex. Bathroom humor. Vulgarity. What more could you ask?

    Thanks for following “A Way With Words.”

    Just keep a safe distance, okay?

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  80. Thanks much for following my little bloggy-space! You’ve got some good laughs going on over here πŸ˜‰

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  81. Great stories! Thanks for the follow…right back at ya!

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  82. This hits a little close to home, actually, what with Immodium often being the glue that holds my husband together (literally, I guess.)

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  83. Great blog!

    Thanks for stopping by mine! Have a great day! πŸ™‚

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  84. Your bio entertains me man…btw thanks for following my blog even though i’m new.

    Life is fun, but with immodium: Life is getting fun and funnnier..haha…enjoy life!
    thanks man,,,

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  85. Hi there, Thanks for visiting my blog and following. I like your sense of humour. Like you, I don’t mind laughing at myself; everyone has got to have some humor! Look forward to more entertaining posts!

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  86. Hi,

    Thank You for Following my Blog, MUCH Appreciated. :).

    I am now Following your Blog back. :).

    Best Wishes
    Kevin Gillespie.

    PS, I won’t be laughing AT you, I will be laughing WITH you. πŸ™‚

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  87. Thanks so much for following “Honey.” I lived in South East Asia. I understand you. I do.

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  88. Thanks for following What The Hell! And I can see I’ll be stopping by here all the time…

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  89. Hi friend,
    I have nominated you for three awards. Feel free to choose the one(s) you want, in case you suffering from award fatigue or have already been nominated for some.
    See this link below & follow the instructions:
    http://halfeatenmind.wordpress.com/2013/05/25/even-more-awards/

    Best wishes and many thanks,
    Vijay
    – HalfEatenMind

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  90. Oops, I meant “your.” Can we have “you’re” stricken from the records? πŸ˜›

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  91. Thanks for the follow. You’re blog is doing a good job of making me laugh (:

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  92. Thanks for the visit and follow.

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  93. A person can’t go past a blog called ‘Immodiumabuser’ unless they’re dead from the ears, down…which I’m clearly not πŸ˜€

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  94. Hi, immodiumabuser! Thanks for joining my readers — I can’t wait to hear what you can add to the conversation. I have a Friends Page, where my readers leave information about themselves and their blogs — I hope you will feel free to do the same. I also hope to get to your archives, but I’ll get your posts from now on. Welcome!

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  95. Thanks for following my blog. I must say, I haven’t seen another one like yours!

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  96. Hi! In thanks for your being one of the first followers of What I Learned While Writing a Novel, I’ve nominated you for a Liebster Award. More details here: http://whatilearnedwhilewritinganovel.wordpress.com/2013/05/09/two-months-in-and-the-liebster-award/
    Thank you!

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  97. Thanks for stopping in and following our blog. I can see you’re big on humor and I admit that I like that in a man. Too bad, but it seems the entire female side of your inlaw family has previous dibs on you (wink, wink) so I’ll probably have to move on to less pre-claimed grounds, but before I do, I think I’ll hang around and read some of these stories. There are some good ideas for future surprise attacks here. LOL!

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  98. Thanks for the follow
    Will check out your blog, like what i see so far.
    All the best,
    JD

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  99. Thanks for following me. I just followed back–your blog looks funny and I love funny!

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  100. the word ‘fascinating’ reaches a whole new level on your page! πŸ™‚

    Btw thanks for stopping by at The Write Click.

    cheers
    M

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  101. Lots of stuff to explore here! Thanks for the follow–looking forward to checking out more of your posts.

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  102. Thank you kindly for dropping by my blog and following πŸ˜‰

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  103. Thank you for taking the time to read my blog πŸ™‚ x

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  104. Merci pour le fait d’ajouter!!! |ʍ|–0.o–|ʍ| Rock on!

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  105. Thank you for the follow on thestarvingwriterblog. Keep up the good work here

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  106. Thanks for stopping by writingiam and liking my post, and for following. You site is hilarious. I will be following you addiction.

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  107. thanks for the visit. interesting blog you have here.

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  108. Hi there and thanks for following my new writing blog. I’ve just read some of your stuff and am happy to follow back. We’re taking our 5 year old twins to Disneyworld in June so will look out for the glow stick seller and give him your regards! πŸ™‚ Look forward to reading more of your posts.

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  109. Just a note to say thanks for choosing to follow my blog. I hope I can entertain you as much as you have with your “About” post. Oh, and by the way, I never leave home without Immodium either! Or was that TMI?

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  110. Hi! Thanks for following my blog. Your posts are hilarious! I’m looking forward to reading more πŸ™‚

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  111. Hey thanks for following me! This blog is brilliant I’ll be following back for sure πŸ˜‰

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  112. Thanks for the follow! I was uneasy on making a pony blog and etc. due to the hate on the Internet.
    Again, I appreciate your follow. Funny site you have!

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  113. Hahaha! Hilarious. At first I thought you were a spammer!

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  114. Thanks for the Follow.

    Looking forward to going through your posts. It sounds like I’ll be in for a few laughs.

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  115. Thank you for following my blog!

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  116. Hey! Thanks so much for following my blog gowithitandlaugh.wordpress. I’ve just scanned your page and can tell you’ll be a source of inspiration to me to be open and honest in my blogs! :-). I’m looking forward to reading more!

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  117. Thanks so much for visiting my site and following along. Laughing is highly underrated. Thanks for providing.

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  118. Where has this blog been all my life! I think I may end up abusing your blog, hope you don’t mind. πŸ™‚

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  119. What a fantastic name for a blog! Thanks for stopping by my blog and for the follow.

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  120. As one of my beloved followers, I would like to extend my sincere thanks and gratitude by sharing with you my exciting news of becoming a newly published author! And, of course, I wanted you to be among the very first to get a chance to read the rest of my debut novel, The Legacy of Blood, now available in e-book format.

    (No worries if you don’t have a Kindle or other e-reader device, they have free ones to download on your computer. I went on Amazon and downloaded their “Kindle for PC” absolutely free! Love it! Here’s the link if you need it: http://www.amazon.com/gp/kindle/pc/download .)

    Again, I want to thank you kindly for all the support. And you never know, as some of my followers have told me, you could say you’ve had a big hand in helping make Shelby Westland a household name! πŸ˜›

    The Legacy of Blood on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Legacy-Blood-Sanguivore-Saga-ebook/dp/B00C5J7V2E/
    Other e-reader retailers to follow soon!

    Cheers!
    XOXO

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  121. Thanks for the follow. Laughed so hard I almost sharted!

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  122. Bwahahahahaha! God you are funny! Thanks for finding me! You are as funny as Sponge Bob and Patrick to me and I laugh out loud at them all the time!

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  123. Thanks for following Duffy The Writer. Your blog is funny!

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  124. I never had to take immodium. However, when the time comes, I imagine this particular blog may be the first thing that comes to mind. Entertained, I am. Thanks for following my blog, brother. I hope you get as much enjoyment out of it as I have with yours. Regards -fn

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  125. Thanks for following my blog. Humor is just the truth, isn’t it? Can’t live without it.

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  126. Just wanted to say thanks for following my blog. I really appreciate it and look forward to following your blog too. I also like to laugh at life.

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  127. Hey thanks for stopping by and following my little blog! As I love to laugh, I’ve returned the favour and I am now following your blog! Cheers mate! πŸ˜€

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  128. Haha, thanks for the follow and the crack up.

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  129. really funny blog :D….
    thanks for finding and following mine:)

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  130. Gotta say, I had no idea what to expect when I saw I was being followed by immodiumabuser. Glad to have found a great sense of humour

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  131. Thanks for following FLYSPY! I luv your blog!!

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  132. Thank you for stopping by my site and deciding to follow… I’m wondering which one made you click. I do get the Imodium attraction – for years my stomach would give out when in stressful situations – I became a bathroom connoisseur. Best ~ HuntMode

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  133. Go for it man – that’s the great thing about blogs. The people who are interested will find you. Thank you for finding me and following me, I truly appreciate it. Last time I used Immodium, I was set for three or four days – not sure if that stopped it or I had finally finished for that round.

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  134. Hi thanks for dropping by and following πŸ™‚

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  135. Wow! And I thought I was full of shit. But maybe that’s just coz the missus keeps telling me I am? I wish I hadn’t laughed at your stories so much coz now I’ve got this slurpy wet feeling out the back, ya know? LOL! Thanks for being in the zone!

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  136. Ha you are fun-nee!! Thanks for stopping by and following my blog. Feel free to comment on my post. I love to interact with my followers.

    Peace,
    Bliss

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  137. Ha you are funny! I like that. Thanks for stopping by my blog and following. Feel free to leave some comments, when you stop thru again.

    Bliss

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  138. Very few blogs I follow, but I’ll book mark your site. Humor is big in my house. Told one of the kids that laughing makes you live longer. So he told a joke and made me laugh. Then he sticks out his hand and says; “I extended your life, now pay me.” I gave him a tip; “Don’t bet on the ponies.”

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  139. thanks fOr the follow on my blog. Back at ya, partner!

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  140. Hey! Thanks for following my blog. One of my favorite things about blogging is when somebody finds me and then I get to find them. I am now following you, because — I can tell already — this is some funny sh*t. I look forward to reading more.

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  141. When I was in India, I went to a place called ‘Sarnath’, famous for the sermon by Buddha man. I was staying in cheap & nasty joint called ‘The Shanti [peace] Guest house. I was travelling with Scot & at the guest house I met this Belgium fellow. So off went to Sarnath, belgium man said he knew the ropes & said let’s eat from one those street stalls. I am partial to the samosa so i bought three. So back at Shanti, my Jack was heard groaning in the room next door, shitting & vomiting all night, poor Jack I thought. The next night it was my turn. Belgium got it as well. Seven days and seven nights like the Bible, we were shitting like there was no tomorrows. Immodium couldn’t stop this dam burst. I thought I had gone to God, maybe I had……………………

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  142. Thanks for stopping at my blog BUT why no comment? :O)

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  143. Thanks for stopping by and taking a look at my blog.

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  144. immodium manwoman will check out blog

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  145. I thought your name was a spam thing! Sorry you are not selling the product, how funny.

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  146. THANKS for subscribing to my β€œpun-ny” photoblog! I hope I can bring you a smile (or at least a groan) every weekday. Considering the (hilarious) title of your blog I might be afraid of making you LAUGH too hard! πŸ™‚ –John R.

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  147. HAHAHAHA Wow you are hilarious. Thanks for stopping by my blog. I’m glad to come across yours. I need some entertainment and laughter in my life.

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  148. thanks for following me @ thedogwalkersandiego.wordpress.com! i have an offbeat sense of humor, but i believe you have me beat. this is a different kind of blog, which is refreshing. i am a huge fan of walking your own path! is it live or is it memorex?

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  149. Thanks for following MojoFiction. I can see your blog’s humor level goes to 11. Mine looks to be about an 8 (I’m the only judge, of course). Some adjustments will have to be made…

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  150. No shit. What do you eat? And thanks for the follow.

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    • Lots of White Rice…I saw a ten pound bag of white rice on the counter that my wife had bought the other day and thought it was an early birthday present…She said “that’s for projects with the kids” “I was like there’s ten pounds there – I can’t have any of it?” It’s not right I tell ya…

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  151. No shit. What do you eat? And thanks for the like.

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  152. Funny, funny funny!!!
    I am going to have to look into this Immodium-thing…
    (thanks for the follow πŸ™‚ )

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  153. I feel I have arrived! Not quite sure where but still, I’ve arrived!!

    Maybe you can help me with this one… do your hero’s make something for verbal diarrhea? I’m often accused of the malaise so I could benefit from a supply of the stuff!

    I’ll be back… just like the trots! πŸ˜‰

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  154. Thanks for following my blog. Hope you like some quips and that they fit your interests and/or concerns. You deserve the best with YOUR blog. You’re a real plugger.

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  155. Thanks for stopping by my blog and for the follow! Your intro made me laugh so I look forward to reading more! Linda.

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  156. Thanks for subscribing to Shadows of Love. Hopefully the posts there will not lead to further abuse, and use, of I-AD. πŸ™‚

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  157. Truly awesome.. .you have boosted my confidence to ecstasy!

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  158. Thank you for the follow to Mrs Kravitz! Thank goodness you don’t follow my food blog! πŸ™‚

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  159. Thank you so much for following my blog, as a beginner it means the world to me.

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  160. Thanks for visiting and following dentaleggs. Immodium AD is indeed awesome and I’m so pleased to find an entire website devoted to its wonderous healing powers. You are a gem.

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  161. Hey thanks for stopping by my blog πŸ™‚

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  162. First, thanks for visiting The Climax Papers. Hope you enjoyed the material. Human 2.0 just started and things start to heat up for David Mars. Posts will now come once a week, usually Sunday morning. OK. So your site is nuts and I mean that in a postive way. You have a way of decentering a person’s sensibilities. I’ll have to peruse more.

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  163. It is my pleasure to inform you that you’ve been nominated for the Very Inspirational Blogger Award!

    Have a look at this page to see the rules of participation: http://momusnews.wordpress.com/2013/03/21/a-very-inspiring-blogger-award/

    Thanks for being inspiring!

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  164. I wish I could relate my life aven one part as funny as you do. Thanks for checking out my Blerg, and for the likey goodness.

    Now I have to go wipe.

    It figures Imodium would some day meet Miralax (i defecate verbiage like Carnival defecates cruise ships)…

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  165. Thanks for following us at http://stilettosstoliandscribbles.wordpress.com/!! We three are enjoying exploring your blog and your humor, which makes you our kind of guy? πŸ™‚

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  166. I’m laughing. Second best thing one person can give another I suppose.

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  167. Hi IA. Thanks for visiting and following my blog. I’ve never knowingly encountered anyone who was a devotee of Immodium, but I suppose we all have our vices (mine is Visine – I go through cups of that stuff in the course of a year to counteract the pack-a-day-mickey-of-whisky-at-midnight-insomniac-esque red eye that results from all the time I spend on the computer). You seem to have a very warped sense of humour. I was laughing even while mortified and horrified at what I was reading. It takes a special sort of talent to produce a reaction like that in people. πŸ™‚

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  168. You’re a funny person. You have probably heard this 1100 times, Immodium should hire you for their commercials! Thanks for following my blog, now I am followoing yours!

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  169. Thanks for subscribing to my blog. I will follow you as well.Best wishes, beebeesworld

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  170. Thanks for finding me; I look forward to reading (and laughing) about your life! πŸ™‚

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  171. Thanks for reading my blog and the follow. I’m following you too and will visit your blog soon. TC

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  172. nice to meet you. if you’re interested, and it’s just me being annoying – “AS I TOLD THE GIRL THAT I LOST…” it should be “who” instead of “that.”

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  173. Thanks for following and turning me onto your shit filled life. Great reads. I also followed on Twitter.

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  174. Thanks so much for following me! I love your honesty. You’re a great storyteller and so funny too!

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  175. Thanks for the follow (actually, just realized that is the proper etiquette for blogging on WP. Oops!) Can’t even stand how funny your “About” is. My friend and I call ourselves “poop friends.” She will love your story. I plan on passing it along to her. There are more of us closet poopers out there than you know!

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  176. I Nominate you for the Wonderful Team Member Readership Award . Please accept and opblidge. http://bearspawprint.wordpress.com/2013/03/15/5396/

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  177. Thanks for the follow! (Though after reading a few of your posts, I am rather mystified but still glad!) πŸ™‚

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  178. I know this is a little late, but thanks for the follow! BTW, I have no idea what Immodium is πŸ˜› but I suppose that’s what Google is for. Keep up the good work, fellow blogger πŸ˜‰

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  179. Hey thanks for the follow!!
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  180. Thanks for the follow…right back at ya!

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  181. Thanks for following me! Bet you didn’t know I have Crohn’s Disease and can sympathize with your addiction to Immodium! Do you have some sort of disorder like IBS or IBD? Haven’t had time to read all your stories yet, but you bet I will. Glad you found me so I could find you!

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  182. For years, I carried around pepto in my purse (I can still follow your blog right?) “just in case” so I feel like I’ve found a kindred spirit! Can’t wait to read more and thanks for following mine (Creative Writing or Bust).

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  183. I love neurotic, compulsive-addictive personalities! Takes one to know one…..
    Do you like to read? You remind me of David Foster-Wallace.

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  184. Your username is great lol

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  185. Welcome! Thank you for subscribing to follow my blog. I hope you are encouraged, inspired and enjoy the photos I take of life’s events as seen through the lens of my camera.
    BE ENCOURAGED! BE BLESSED!

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  186. Hey! Thank You for checking out my blog! I like yours! Lol. I love heart-warming, sappy stuff but I also love funny/sarcastic stuff! I’m extremely easily amused!! ;-D. And shit stories are just my thing! Real or not! Lol. I tell a lot of jokes to my mom and sister, often involving shit and they get so grossed out and yell at me and I just laugh! :-p

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  187. good stuff. I like your self-effacing style. i’ve always said: if you won’t laugh at yourself, someone else will always do it for you!

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  188. Your blog is hilarious!
    That is all.

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  189. Because of you, I Googled something like “Immodium + abuse” and now am well-versed jn the use of Immodium to help opiate addiction withdrawal symptoms. Apparently Immodium is an Opioid (NOT AN OPIATE!!!) AGONIST (NOT AN ANTAGONIST) and it helps stop the runs (duh) and the shakes (really?) when you’re coming off of oxycodone or other Rx nasties. So thank you for that.

    Oh, thanks for following too.

    And OH YEAH, THANKS FOR BEING HILARIOUS.

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    • I love it!!! I’ve always thought that I was put on this earth to share my knowledge – sort of like an Imodium Sensei-D!!!!

      Like Chris Rock’s Dad said about the Tussin – imodium AD is a cure all. You broke your ankle – pour it on there…

      Glad you like the site, tell everyone you know – I don’t have enough stalkers yet…

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  190. I thank you for following my blog and I hope my content gives you inspiration πŸ˜€

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  191. Your blog is very, very strange. It looks like there’s a market for that, though!

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  192. Nice reading about you.

    Thanks. For visiting my blog Ajaytao2010@wordpress.com. Browse through the category sections, I feel you may definitely find something of your interest.

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  193. You are very funny — but your wife is awesome. I love her quotes via you! (and the intervention post was hilarious…)

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  194. Thanks so much for visiting my blog and following me! I love your blog – hilarious! Do I confess to relating or deny everything? Best to leave it there… Great stuff πŸ™‚

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  195. What a fascinating connection! All a result of your decision to follow Learning from Dogs. Thank you.

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  196. I am glad you are following my blog and even more so glad to be able to read yours. Very witty…Dave

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  197. Thanks for visiting culturalrites.com

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  198. I’m just loving your blog. I thought I was the only one with nether end problems — good to know I’m in the community! Thanks for stopping by my blog. One of these days, I shall put up a post on bladder troubles!

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  199. Oh my gosh, thank you for following my blog! I could not believe what I was reading here because I too am a fan of Immodium and would be terrified of leaving my apartment without it (IBS sufferer over here!)! You are hilarious and I will keep reading for sure πŸ™‚

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  200. Love your sense of humor. You could add Pepto Bismol to the Immodium and then you’d definitely be “in the pink!” Thanks for subscribing to my blog. I look forward to reading more of you posts. πŸ™‚ πŸ™‚

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  201. Dear Immodium Abuser,

    How could I not check out someone who followed me with a name like that? And me, the Bathroom Queen since I was a kid. (Seriously, I have Crohn’s, but if someone had named me Shitstain I would not have been amused. Well, not at first, anyway.)

    I’ve looked around here a bit and I will be back!

    Immodium makes me dizzy. Er.

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  202. Humor is what makes it all worthwhile. Thanks for the successful efforts, and avoid immodiumizing your writings, they are delightful to digest!

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  203. Thanks for the follow. If you’re a facebook user you might enjoy our page. See you there!

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  204. You made me come here by liking my blog, and now you make me want to give up blogging.

    Oh, what’s the use? I can’t compete with THIS!

    And I don’t even know what Immodium is.

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  205. Great intro, of course had me laughing and could picture the conversation with your wife!!! Following….

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  206. Just got your subscription, I added you too. πŸ˜€

    You seem like a really funny guy and thank you for following me. I am going to work on adding more content to my page but it’s really really really confusing me right now. Technophobe, me.

    Anyway, thank you so much again. πŸ˜€

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  207. I’m a new fan! Please thank David Sedaris for bringing us together. I look forward to perusing the archives and getting caught up on all your misadventures. And I totally get what you’re saying about immodium…we all need our insurance policies…for you it’s intestinal, for me, it’s follicular…I never go anywhere without a tube of John Frieda’s Frizz-Ease Secret Weapon; one never knows when one might have a frizzy hair emergency and it is best to be prepared.

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    • Thanks for the love, I appreciate it. If I do say so myself, there is some funny stuff on here so let me know what you think…If I had more than a few stray stands on my head, I too would worry about frizz!

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  208. I just stumbled on your blog when i was lookng on Google. I have to say that the knowledge here was the most complet that I found anyplace. I am definitly bookmarkin this to be bck and read later

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  209. I love everything about this! Woo!

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  210. Hey, great blog you have here, think I came across it on Yahoo but im not sure nowanyway, Ill check back again! Are guests allowed to post here?

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  211. thanks for a nice well written post , book mark your site!

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  212. Oh My God Hooker!!! Yes, your destiny IS to make people laugh–my days at P.M. wouldn’t have been bearable if you hadn’t been there to make me laugh everyday! This is awesome that you are writing your stories–because they are hilARious!

    Your face on the Immodium box. Priceless. You should’ve sent the letter πŸ˜‰

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  213. Well, I knew you had talent I just didn’t know how much. Keep it up and you’ll most probably be published or even more before you know it. I’m posting your link in my facebook so be ready for a lot of traffic. Looking forward to more of your insanity, we really need more like you these days. I’m really glad your writing!

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  214. As if we were having this conversation live! Congratulations on getting this up & going!

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  215. Hilarious! Forget the wine tasting…we should have just had shots of immodium. Fun to see you guys!!!

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  216. this is great! lisa is right: immodium abuser is one of the most entertaining people
    that i know! he’s always got a story…and an outrageous story at that, but it’s not only
    the countless stories that make you laugh; it’s the delivery!

    immodium abuser, i could literally hear you talking when reading this blog: that’s the sign of a great piece of writing! keep it coming. i was laughing out loud at 6am…and i already knew this about you!

    i’m waiting for the cruise ship story in writing!

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  217. I am very excited to see the creation on the Immodiumabuser Blog. No one can tell a story like my friend the immodium abuser and the fact that I have been front and center for many of them throughout our college years – well that was a special gift in and of itself! So if one ever doubts what he may claim to be true – Immodium Abuser I have your back! Oh and one other thing – I ask of you oh Immodium Abuser – please go easy on me and the stories involving myself…it was a long time ago in a far away land that many have long since forgotten!
    Your #1 FAN,
    Woody Tinkerbell

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