I’d bike to work but its in NYC and I’m afraid of the cabbies. My facial hair grows in multiple colors and not all even so a beard or goatee never worked for me….
True. I just wonder why people aren’t searching for the real questions that need to be answered: why isn’t there more attention to what a great show dynasty was or why my face just isn’t on a stamp yet although who wants people licking the back of their head anyway…
Very funny. A search that led to my site was ‘my rabbit can’t turn his head. why not’. I am not a vet, but my uneducated guess is that the bunny is dead. Rugby Bulges is much more strange, and I’m going to google it now. So I suppose this means I will be returning here shortly.
As funny as it is to read about rugby bulges, it’s even funnier to hear me read about them to you!!! Keep searching people – there’s no judgement from your old friend Immodium Abuser!
Just catching up after a week away – thanks for making me laugh! I so needed this after weeding through a crap-load of emails and killing lots of trees. Would much rather be listening to/reading your ramblings any day!
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Your voice is not what I expected! I have a Moomoo, but it’s not faux leather and I do wear it ouside the house 🙂
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Usually when people say that it means my voice is worse than what they expected…
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I was expecting you to sound like you had an unkempt beard, you sound more like you bike to work (these things are mutually exclusive FYI).
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I’d bike to work but its in NYC and I’m afraid of the cabbies. My facial hair grows in multiple colors and not all even so a beard or goatee never worked for me….
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lol hilarious; you just never know what will bring people to you 🙂
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True. I just wonder why people aren’t searching for the real questions that need to be answered: why isn’t there more attention to what a great show dynasty was or why my face just isn’t on a stamp yet although who wants people licking the back of their head anyway…
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Very funny. A search that led to my site was ‘my rabbit can’t turn his head. why not’. I am not a vet, but my uneducated guess is that the bunny is dead. Rugby Bulges is much more strange, and I’m going to google it now. So I suppose this means I will be returning here shortly.
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I Gus’s it’s not just kids saying the darnedest things now…
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Thank you for making me laugh I’m looking forward to reading your other posts.
Thank you also for the visit and the follow 🙂
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Glad to connect and glad you like my stuff.
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As funny as it is to read about rugby bulges, it’s even funnier to hear me read about them to you!!! Keep searching people – there’s no judgement from your old friend Immodium Abuser!
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Just catching up after a week away – thanks for making me laugh! I so needed this after weeding through a crap-load of emails and killing lots of trees. Would much rather be listening to/reading your ramblings any day!
BTW – what the heck are rugby bulges anyway?
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Excuse me…my faux leather bodysuit …you know the royal blue one, never seemed to bother you, remember? It is sweaty, but that’s nothing new.
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But you never minded me wearing it – that’s the big difference! Happy was selfish and didn’t like to share.
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RIGHT ON!!!!!!!!!!!
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