While trying to think up the best way to start December off with the spark it needs, it took me all of two seconds to realize that I should launch a Birthday week celebration for my little sister Marlene. Now, don’t get concerned that Immodium Abuser has gone soft on you – there’s nothing mushy to be found here. I love her, but Homegirl has some of that way down deep crazy that you usually only see in the movies. In her honor, I’m celebrating her by sharing three of the best things I’ve written about her and on that note, I’ll just drop this little nugget right here:

https://immodiumabuser.com/2012/11/13/senior-spotlight-on-my-younger-sister/

More to follow later in the week – Happy Birthday Week Cray Cray!!!