The fact that I can mosey along through life in my delusional bubble and still haven’t gotten and ass-woopin’ reaffirms my conviction that I’m either so funny and charming that it makes me irresistible or I’m so cheeseball crazy that people just assume most of what I’m saying is nonsense and ignore it…
Thoughts?

 

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As hard as it is to believe for anyone that knows me, I have never actually been in a fist fight in my life. Many, many, many, many times, I really should have had the stuffing knocked out of me, but by some grace of God – I have eluded the fisticuffs (although there have been a few scuffles). I never got to throw even one punch in any of them, but that’s not really the point I guess. Not even when I went up to that girl in The Dark Horse Tavern and told her that her face looked like diarrhea because I thought I was helping her out, not even a slap. Of course, I was drunk and slurring my speech when that happened, but she got my meaning and just as an FYI: if someone is trying to help you, I think you should at least hear them out! 

In Elementary School, I used to incite the…

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  1. Let’s see, I grew up in Bristol Pa. (just north of Philly) I’m a former Marine who played Ice Hockey for 19 years. Yeah, I may have had a few fistfights.

    Last time I punched somebody was 2004 at the Hockey Rink. In 2010 I came this close)( to punching a guy in Winslow Az. but, he put some distance between us.

    Punching someone is a very effective way to communicate.

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  2. There’s nothing wrong with cheeseball crazy but I’m going to pick funny and charming – as long as it’s working stay the course…

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  3. I vote for funny and charming!

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Funny ass blogging mofo. I write a crazy blog called Immodiumabuser.com with all my embarrassing moments put on display. Connect on Facebook (im Immodium Abuser) or like my page at Facebook.com/immodiumabuser

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