Forget what’s on NBC – this is the only Smash you should be watching! If you miraculously grew his hair back and slapped a peace sign du-rag on that noggin – this could have been my brother Anthony. It sounds like I’m kidding, but I’m not. And the cursing? My brother has had more F-Bombs in and out of his mouth than most porn stars!

Randomly, the first thing I thought of when I saw this video was my brother retelling us a story about driving his friend Matt home one night when the guy started screaming like a little girl on the verge of tears and him laughing hysterically. What Anthony omitted from the story was that Matt was screaming because the pickup had picked up all right: he was screaming because it was going about 95 mph and was now airborne over the railroad tracks, thus the screaming. Similar to the hitchhiker in the video below, Matt was about to meet Jesus. 

My brother before he needed Rogaine...

My brother before he needed Rogaine…

Back to the reason we’re here – look at this video:


I’m not sure what it is with me and these man on the street interviews lately, but I do get a kick out of them. I love that Kai starts out with a Dr. Phil type motivational message “you’re lovable and worthwhile…” before telling us what happened when he used his hatchet to save that woman. The guy’s a straight-up hero, should be a part of Oprah’s Angel network AND the streets are a whole lot safer because of Kai and his super-powered du-rag! 

One can only hope that if I’m ever being smothered by a reincarnated Jesus Christ that a Good Samaritan like this comes along straight outta Dogtown and lends a hand – or a hatchet – for me!  Smash, Smash, SMAAASH!!!

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  1. This guy was a blast, as was Sweet Brown (ain’t nobody got time for that!) and the Kapooya! Lady. Hey, at least they are vivid personalities, right?

    No obligations here, just a tip of the hat in your direction, but this post is coming out tomorrow at 10 — hope you get a few new visitors. http://jrosenberry1.wordpress.com/2013/05/17/choices/
    Keep us laughing! We need it!


  2. kapooya!!


  3. LMAO… This sis pretty funny


  4. OMG. I loved the interview with this guy. I saw it when it first happened. I expected him to get picked up on all the networks. He is one dude that would be fun to watch in a reality t.v. show.



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