I’m sure that every one of you will be on the edge of your seats all weekend absolutely consumed by thoughts of my five borough trek, so here’s something to make it a little more bearable for you: The link to the runner tracking page. http://www.ingnycmarathon.org/spectators/trackmyrunners.htm No pressure – feel free to not even give […]

Forget Sandy, Snookie, and Soprano’s Swan song, New Jersey has had another awful disaster worse than the tanning mom: A man was arrested for defecating in a New Jersey Tollbooth! http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2013/06/22/Man-arrested-after-exiting-car-and-defecating-in-Holland-Tunnel-booth/UPI-79161371957477/ I must credit my friend Ja for notifying me of this, but the first thing I thought of when hearing this is “Was he in […]

In honor of Hurricane Sandy ravaging these parts something fierce, here’s a repost of my Hurricane Gloria disaster story from when I was just a young pup… https://immodiumabuser.com/2010/12/06/warning-the-post-below-contains-graphic-photos/  

  True Story, ABC news just announced that due to Hurricane Sandy’s impact on our region, roads are closed, trees are down and they’re anticipating extended power outages. The Governor is insisting that everyone impacted stay home and immediately log onto immodiumabuser.com to catch up on the posts you might have missed. Now I am […]