If you thought part one of my St. Patrick’s Day shenanigans might have been an isolated incident. Read on to find out why I’m under house arrest today. Go out and have all the drunken fun for me and I’ll live vicariously through you…
You’ve heard one example of my version of March Madness and now here’s another reason why St. Patrick’s Day sometimes hurts – literally. I don’t mind the crowds and all the tacky lime green clothing, but the real truth is that I keep getting injured on St. Patrick’s Day. I am clumsy normally, but my dilapidated sense of coordination is heightened on that day more than others for some reason and I always end up face down – ass up covered in bruises.
I will tell you the event that actually was the tipping point of why I can’t go out on St. Patrick’s Day anymore. My wife was pregnant and had no interest in hanging out with a bunch of drunk fools (i.e. me) so she went out for the day without me. If you think this is leading towards me blaming her, it isn’t. I have tried blaming…
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Hahaha. Great stories. And thanks for following my blog!
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Glad you like them – the best ones are in the post “for all my homies to get to know mes”
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Wow *face Palm*
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BIG 🙂
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Lol
Aren’t you clever?
Many have tried to surpass my sarcasm, and many a brave souls have fallen.
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it’s on now!!!
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Bring it Irish boy.
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Careful – The lord takes care of little kids and drunks so I have some power stacked on my side…
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I’m a Mormon, so no. I’m not to write he’s to happy with the drunks
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🙂
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Sorry, typo.
I meant to say
I’m a Mormon, so no. I don’t think he’s too happy with the drunks.
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I figured that…not happy, but tolerant?
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Ehhh…..probably not. Seeing as he pretty much said “don’t drink booze”
I wonder if he had met the Irish yet?
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Subjective…why turn water into wine if not to imbibe…
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They didn’t use it as booze to get drunk.
Anyway, weren’t you whining about my superior sarcasm skills?
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Superior is subjective…Just because you’re taller than me…
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????????????????????
Taller than you??????
All I know is I have like 50 generations of sarcastic women in my family. Just to warn you
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Crazy runs deep!
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Crazy?
Heck yes.
Sarcasm?
I’ve got that down to an art.
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Das ist sehr interessant !
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danke freut es Ihnen gefällt
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Awesome tale! Please tell us that pic is of you (LOVE). Also the Uber app is your buddy – it’s the perfect personal car service for the Irish. And me. And you.
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We’re going to be great friends!!!
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Fact : )
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🙂
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