Unlike The Incredible Hulk who changed immediately, one of my greatest fears is that fate will sneak up on me and I’ll undergo a slow and painstaking transition into a heightened version of my father. Some people might think this is a compliment, but I’m not sure the world is ready for another one like […]

It was the middle of July, and it was hot as balls. Of course, Fat Camp was in full swing and to illustrate just how hot it actually was, I’m borrowing a Facebook Post from earlier today from my Rabbi Kodi – “Fock its hot! At the rate my balls are sweating I’m going to wake up in the morning dehydrated!” […]

Did you know that you can’t sell a used colostomy bag on Ebay? Apparently there’s a sanitary code or something…I say, just give it a hot rinse it’s not like you’re not adding more shit to it…Literally, you’ll be adding more shit to it…There goes that revenue stream…