CHOO CHOO – My sister’s Happy Birthday locomotive is coming through!!! Here’s hoping that out big brother changed his ways and all of a sudden gave Marlene a good gift. OK, no way that would happen! Keep us posted the next time you guys do a puzzle together and what you get for your Birthday… 🙂

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People say that it’s the thought that counts when receiving gifts – but do you know who really says that? The people who don’t get the crappy gift! When you are the one who actually receives and opens the shitty gift, you never think “Oh, it’s the thought”…you think – “What a douche”…

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If you don’t agree with that last statement then you obviously have never been given a bath towel that has a white side marked with the word Face and a brown side marked with the word Butt by your father-in-law for Christmas. He said he saw it and thought of me instantly. Not sure what that means exactly, but I never took it too personally because this is the same man who carried one of his wife’s old purses through Europe so he had all of his things at the ready on the plane trips. It’s not even like it could pass for…

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