I posted this a few months ago for all the newbies – and it appears the time is ripe for it again. I’ve gotten a ton of new followers since then and I want to make them feel right at home and steer them down the right path. With so many posts on here, it’s hard to know where to start and unless you’re dedicated like Crazy-Annie-Smack-that-Fannie, you might not go back and start at the beginning to read them all…
Click here to start the ride and get caught up!
Of all the questions that people ask me about this site, nine times out of ten there is some variation of “Your poor wife, how does she do it?” as the very first question. The second question is which is the best post to read if you’re new to this site and haven’t had a chance to catch up on all the older stuff posted here. If you fall into the latter category than today is your lucky day!
I’ve created a list of what I think are the essential posts you MUST read in order to get to know this site. Others are really funny as well, but this is where you should start. These are in no particular order, just a random collective to get you up to speed. I must advocate caution while ingesting these posts, as some of them are really funny. In the lab, some of the test subjects were known to lose control of themselves while reading – so avoid liquids while consuming them at all costs!
As an added treat, I will be reposting some of the oldies in between new posts here on the site….if you’ve already read them, it’ll be a refresher. If you’re an Imodium virgin and this is your first time getting a piece – Enjoy it! If your favorite isn’t listed here, let me know in the comments which one you’d have picked…
When I was mistaken for a retarded person TWICE in less than a half hour!!!
Assaulting Tom Cruise-Part 1: Hit and run
Assaulting Tom Cruise-Part 2: Great, now Rosie O’Donnell thinks I’m a scumbag
Just for the Holiday Season: My Famous Baby Jesus Story
One of my many Ah-Shit Moments (Literally!)
Like I’ve heard so many times before “Wow, That’s a long one!”
Wanna hear something ironic? Imodium AD actually tried to stage an intervention with me!!!
Our Honeymoon Part Two: Forget finger lickin’- my masseuse was testicle flickin!!!
Drop a note below and let me know which one is your favorite.
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