Sort of like my wife’s step-mother, this post is quick and dirty…
Still makes me laugh thinking about this crazy Hooka!!!
The only female that can pull off white hair like this
To say that I have a strange relationship with my stepmother-in-law is an understatement. It’s not like when I wrote Watching Dirty Movies with my Wife’s Mom but there is an awkward strain. To describe my stepmother-in-law as a MILF is technically correct – it’s just that she’s a Mother I’d Like to Forget! It’s been awkward since she opened the door to greet us and I screamed “Oh My God, What happened?” once I saw her white hair. It was so white as if she had the Fancy Feast cat sitting on her head! Apparently, she had stopped dyeing it which is OK, but let someone know. To stop dyeing your hair all of a sudden is your choice, but give someone a little warning that the sight of you has now become scary. One week later, that hair…
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HI-LAR! Thanks so much for the follow I have returned the flavor (which, today, in the Fancy Feast tradition, is Salmon!) 🙂 Jamy
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Love it. Bad to connect and glad you like it!
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hahahah I agree! Give someone a fair warning on a hair switch so drastic COME ON! I have a hard time keeping a straight face if I’m caught off guard!
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I hear that-I’m no good with surprises…
🙂
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This is so funny to picture. I saw an old co-worker a few weeks ago (two years younger than me). I didn’t recognize her, she had to tell me who she was. You guessed it. Her hair was snow white.
I’m sure your M-I-L truly appreciated your frankness.
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Why do they do that? It looks scary and catches people off guard…
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I had to laugh out loud at this! Reminded me of what I did to my kids, I had butt length black hair always wanted to know if blondes had more fun… my children went to Disney for a week and I decided to do something drastic, I got my son’s hair clippers out and shaved my head. I bleached the little stubble and bought a sock hat and a short black wig. At first sight they thought I had cut my hair short, so I asked them if they thought it was TOO short, they said no not too short at which point I jerked the wig off and said “What about this?” The shock on all their faces gives me a laugh when I need one… bad mom I am!
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Oh my god I love it. They must have been dying when you ripped that wig off….I love it!
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Not only did it to them but was the church organist at the time and choir director… You guessed it! Did I day FORMER ?
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Oh my god classic! I’m sure they still talk about you…
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🙂
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Cray cray loves to see cray cray!
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I live such a straight life that I love to shock folk every now and then! My dad actually thought it was funny and he was the preacher !!😄
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Oh god, that’s even better. It is funny and especially your kids will be telling their kids about that when they’re older…they’ll be like, you think I’m crazy, my mother ripped off her wig and shaved her head… 🙂
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😄👍
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🙂
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I mentioned imodium in my new post on the Adventures of Mr and Mrs Boring. I thought of your contribution to society…and crapping one’s pants.
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Love it. I’m gonna check it out now. Imodium is the great connector!
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With that chili you should have served Imodium as a side dish!
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actually, it made a Pepto man outta me
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