http://www.ingnycmarathon.org/spectators/trackmyrunners.htm
Runners – as you’re making your way through the course you’ll be overwhelmed trying to remember all the hydration and fueling tips and advice you’ve learned and gotten over the last few months, but there is one important thing you need to have front of mind as you approach that finish line in Central Park. There is always someone faster than you and you’re not going to come in first place, so there is absolutely no excuse for a bad finish photo. The winning male and female are the only acceptable runners that can look like shit on marathon day. As you finish the 25th mile, you have mere minutes to paint the absolute biggest smile you can on your face and make it big. It will hurt, but you want to know what hurts more? getting bad picture from your big day. Those fugly shots can be brutal! No one wants to see the girl who just gave birth’s picture on their Facebook feed – you may not have had a baby – but that’s what it looks like. I am a helper and here to offer my sage wisdom for free so as you finish up the last leg of the race, scout around for the ugly people, the sweaty ones, the fat ones and the hairy ones and sidle up close to them until you pass the finish. This may sound mean or shallow, and it is, but I guarantee that you’ll thank me for this when you check your email a few days later and see how good you look next to a real hot mess slumped over trying to catch their breath. no matter how sweaty, how hot or how ready to throw up you are – there is always someone worse off than you. Full disclosure, I’m usually that person that’s worse off, but I digress…
Good luck out there tomorrow and although it goes without saying, I’ll be packing extra Imodium AD if anyone needs!
how did you do?? congratulations!
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Oh my God – it was amazing!!! I’m working on a post for it to be up this week!!!
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Hope you had fun and got a good finish picture. Mine have never looked that great…
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Most don’t look good. They need to offer a touch up service about a quarter mile before the finish line
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Best wishes! I’m sure your finish line photo will be epic 🙂
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It was amazing!
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Good luck and best wishes!
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Thanks. It was amazing!
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Good luck! You are way ahead of me and well, pretty much everyone I know in the running department. Have a great time – which you likely won’t feel until some time after the whole deal. Looking forward to hearing how well it all went for you.
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Thanks for the encouragement – i’m freaking out in a good way for a change…
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You’re gonna do great! I think you are going to win 🙂
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WIn the sweatiest runner award maybe!!!
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I see your cartoon beat me to my well wishes for you. 😉 Good luck. Look forward to reading your post-marathon synopsis.
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i’m sure there will be a story – theres always a story
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Good Luck! I think the goal is to do better than you have in the past, rather than win, for most people. But I like the idea of a best-finish-line picture.
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I’m just looking to finish – the time isnt as oimportant to me…the photos are important – some look awful
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Good luck 🙂
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thanks!!!
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Good luck,,I’ll peruse CNN from my couch to see if I can spot ya!
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ill be the slow guy in the back sweating like a mother
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Great then I don’t have to turn in til later in the day!
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🙂
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I see you made it! Congrats. Good job.
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Thanks. It was amazing and such a fun experience!
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Good for you. It’s not something that I would want to even imaging to do but I applaud people that do it.
Do they tell you what place you came in?
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They told me I finished second to last, but I’m not sweating it…working on a post about it…
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great. can’t wait to read it!
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